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Everybody who's seen a comedy featuring a baby knows the drill. The minute your uptight
boss or prospective lover walks by, a baby is going to upchuck all over him or her. It's
unavoidable movie logic. What they don't tell you is that the regurgitated formula can just
as easily erupt from his button nose.
If you're not horrified, you're not picturing what's happening correctly. Imagine sneezing
and getting a Kleenex full of cheeseburger or pepperoni pizza. Imagine having remnants of
your half-digested food linger in your nose for the rest of the day. That's what babies
have to deal with, partially because God hates them, and partially because the valve
between their esophagus and stomach isn't fully developed and junk creeps back up into the
throat and mouth. By the time we hit the dinner table, most of us have figured out how to
keep milk from shooting out of our noses after a good knock-knock joke. Babies aren't there
yet, so you have to be patient, have an iron stomach, and have about 232,000 burp rags.

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Oh God, she can't see the look on his face! DROP HIM AND RUN, WOMAN!
Speaking of burp rags, don't freak out if one of them ends up with a stain that
suspiciously looks like blood splatter. Among the many hellish things that will come out of
your baby's mouth and nose is partially digested blood. Although alarming, blood in the
baby barf can have a simple, disgusting explanation. When the kid is being squeezed out, he
can swallow his mom's blood during all that nastiness and then puke it up later. Also,
breastfeeding is not easy on the nipples, so if the skin cracks and bleeds (yes, that
happens), the baby gets a little something extra in the milk.
Still, if your bundle of joy's spewing blood, you should really call your doctor and get
that shit checked out, just to be safe.
Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer. Born on November 11th 2011. What a legacy.
In February of this year publisher Bethesda said it would offer free games for life to
anyone who had a child born on 11.11.11 (Skyrim’s release date) and named it Dovahkiin.
Which in the world of Elder Scrolls translates to ‘Dragon Born’.
Megan and Eric Kellermeyer were the lucky winners of the free games. Their son is the
‘lucky winner’ of an exotic name that he won’t be able to spell until he’s six.
The Kellermeyer’s decision to rise to Bethesda’s challenge in explained on their blog.
“I am due on 11/11/11. What’s so special about that day?” mother Megan wrote prior to the
birth. “First off, it has the awesome triple like digits. Second, for all the gamers, it is
the release date for the long-awaited Skyrim. Third, if our son does make it out on
11/11/11, we are going to name him Dovahkiin.
“The reason being it is an awesome name… and, yes, it comes with a fantastic prize in
Bethesda’s baby-naming contest to coincide with the release of Skyrim. Now, my husband
didn’t know of the contest to start with. We conceived long before hearing of it. But it’s
been a tough year and I wanted to do something special for my son.
“We’ve toyed with Dovahkiin and the ramifications of naming a child that name, and that
name being based on a video game character (however awesome), and what impact that would
have on him.
“But the more I thought of it, the more I settled on Dovahkiin, contest or no. It helps
that we told all our friends and family and very few are opposed to the idea. My mom
thought it was neat! He will have a perfectly normal and common middle name if the first
name becomes too much for him or us or we just want to call him a nickname.
“I’ve read several posts on the site and most condemn anyone who would dare name their
child such a thing, all for capitalism. Well, I really don’t play many video games (TB
plays an ungodly amount though), and I would never name my child a name I found horrible or
eventerribly mediocre. I think we’re doing a great job with our daughter and will continue
to be great parents for our son, too.”
Bethesda itself added: “Be it the real world or the game worlds we create, we wish young
Dovahkiin the best in all his adventures. And if Alduin ever reaches this realm, we’ll be
in touch.”