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Let’s face it, baby shower games are awkward. That being said, they are also a necessary

evil. Baby showers (or really any type of shower for that matter) can get real awkward,

real quick. That’s why baby shower games and activities were invented – to help kill that

uncomfortable silence that happens when guests don’t know each other very well.

Unfortunately most of these games suck.

I’m making a total judgement call here, but I’m going to venture to say that no mother

wants her shower guests guessing her weight or how big around her belly is. Am I right?

So, in an effort to banish awkward baby shower games for mothers-to-be everywhere, I have

come up with ten alternatives to fill the void that are fun and non-embarrassing for all

participants involved. You’re welcome in advance.

Non-Awkward Baby Shower Games and Activities
Wishes for Baby

This pretty little free printable list (you can get it here) is a place for guests to write

out their wishes for baby. They would be great to put in a little album along with baby

shower photos for the mommy-to-be.

Don't worry. You haven't really given birth to Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy. That hair is called

lanugo, and it's normal. Lanugo is the first hair the body makes, and in utero it covers

the developing child like fuzz on a peach, if that peach had spent the last five months

kicking its mother when she was trying to sleep and jumping up and down on her bladder.

Experts think the hair is meant to regulate the baby's temperature in the womb, like a

shoddy fur coat. Fun fact: If the baby is born lanugo-free, that means she shed the hair in

the uterus ... then ate it.

So those are your options, parents: You're either blessed with a smooth-skinned baby who

only sports hair on her head because she ate the rest of her body hair during the seventh

or eighth month of pregnancy like a disgusting little pre-birth Gollum, or you have a hairy

baby. No need to storm the aisles of Babies R Us looking for a razor, though; the hair will
Everybody who's seen a comedy featuring a baby knows the drill. The minute your uptight

boss or prospective lover walks by, a baby is going to upchuck all over him or her. It's

unavoidable movie logic. What they don't tell you is that the regurgitated formula can just

as easily erupt from his button nose.

If you're not horrified, you're not picturing what's happening correctly. Imagine sneezing

and getting a Kleenex full of cheeseburger or pepperoni pizza. Imagine having remnants of

your half-digested food linger in your nose for the rest of the day. That's what babies

have to deal with, partially because God hates them, and partially because the valve

between their esophagus and stomach isn't fully developed and junk creeps back up into the

throat and mouth. By the time we hit the dinner table, most of us have figured out how to

keep milk from shooting out of our noses after a good knock-knock joke. Babies aren't there

yet, so you have to be patient, have an iron stomach, and have about 232,000 burp rags.

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Oh God, she can't see the look on his face! DROP HIM AND RUN, WOMAN!

Speaking of burp rags, don't freak out if one of them ends up with a stain that

suspiciously looks like blood splatter. Among the many hellish things that will come out of

your baby's mouth and nose is partially digested blood. Although alarming, blood in the

baby barf can have a simple, disgusting explanation. When the kid is being squeezed out, he

can swallow his mom's blood during all that nastiness and then puke it up later. Also,

breastfeeding is not easy on the nipples, so if the skin cracks and bleeds (yes, that

happens), the baby gets a little something extra in the milk.

Still, if your bundle of joy's spewing blood, you should really call your doctor and get

that shit checked out, just to be safe.